mega fucking hot

Caelum

He just is mega fucking hot

by I didn’t do it February 17, 2019

hot dog wata

water leftover in the pot after boiling hotdogs. Typically shared and used by poor people as many things, ranging from cologne to Thanksgiving dinner entrees.

Gotta dab some hot dog wata on behind my ears to impress the ladies.

by Lady Ree July 2, 2017

Egress a Hot Mess

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.

by natfipples November 7, 2017

california hot patch

When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.

Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.

by Houdiniology September 3, 2009

Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

idaho hot potato

The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16

Awe man, T.L. totally did the Idaho hot potato with my girlfriend again.

by T.l.710 September 23, 2016

Hot Wheels Test

When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.

Jessica has a boob job.

Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?

by HotWheelzAdvocate November 24, 2021