Derping out

To derp out is to have a ballistically fun time with your friends, and things might get weird in one way or another, meaning you might do something that you maybe didn’t expect to be doing when you were sitting in your 2pm Supply Chain Lecture earlier that day.

What’s Connor doing later?

Probably derping out per usual.

by Bimjo August 23, 2025

Derk

A dickhead and jerk combined.

That guy is such a derk.

by AeriesZu August 27, 2025

Derpy quip

Your commentary on this is full of them.

A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."

Hym "You're a fucking retard."

A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"

Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."

A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"

Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

derivative

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse

find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Derrick’s Drop

Essentially, a spell that is cast after two lovers have climaxed. The receiving member turns to the giving member and, grasping firmly, asks, “Did I get it all?” The receiving member then proceeds to perform, for a male lover for example, a post cum soft cock blowjob. The spell can only be broken by the giving lover announcing, preferably breathlessly, “Every last drop.”

Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.

“Hey babe, tonight I want Derrick’s drop!”

“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”

by Havesomefun September 10, 2025

Derek

Epitome of useless. Does not work and neither does his dick. He is controlled by ego and plays victim whatever the circumstance. You can find him in his moms’ house sleeping on a cot. Avoid at all costs unless you want to support an ugly bitch.

Whatever you don’t be a Derek.

by Adrienne Thomas October 10, 2025

Derp helmet

A piece of protective head gear that police place on self destructive detainees to prevent self injury.

"Aw jeeze, she's banging her head in the back of my cruiser. We gotta put her in a derp helmet!"

by Wendigo45 November 5, 2025