Hands Like Houses

Australian post-hardcore at its finest.

"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.

by 7568ino May 11, 2024

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.

Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.

by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024

Helping Hand

During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.

During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.

Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.

by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024

Pocono Hand Relief

Autoerotic Asphyxiating whilst hunting for deer in the Pocono mountains.

Guy 1: Jimmy went on vacation to the Poconos
Guy 2: What's he doing there?
Guy 1: I heard he's doing a Pocono Hand Relief

by trentonsouper69 May 22, 2024

Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.

Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.

by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024