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Kamel Red Cigarettes. RJ Reynolds launched Kamel Reds in 1913 as an upscale version of Camels. However, because of the depression, K-Reds didn't last past 1936 before the company dropped them. It wasn't until 1996 that they were re-established, along with Kamel Red Lights.
"K-Reds are back after 80 years for no good reason except they taste good." - Promo slogan
K-Red by Codie December 8, 2006
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A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He was originally the lead guitarist for Gunses and Roses and gave them their start. He passed on and was reborn in the form of a pharmacist in Waco, Texas. There he created Dr. Pepper. Every day, wether you know it or not, Old Red is making the world run the way it does. Every day, every person who knows about Old Red can call upon Old Red and ask him for an Old Red miracle. He listens to 80% of the requests 90% of the time. Old Red is currently lying low in the form of my friend's dog. Once he dies, Old Red will find a new body to control. He is always present! Whenever something good happens, you fuckin thank Old Red...
Guy 1: Oh shit, looks like it's gonna rain...
Guy 2: You can't mow the lawn when it's raining...fuck
Guy 1: I know, I'll ask Old Red for an Old Red miracle so it doesn't rain...
Guy 2: nice...

(later on)
Guy 2: Dude it didn't rain!
Guy 1: I got the lawn mowed! Thank you Old Red!
Old Red by trptking October 3, 2008

II Red Label II 

A legend in the Xbox Live community, this Puerto Rican gamer was responsible for establishing the most successful pro-society for gamers around the world. His origins and current/past gamertags are a topic of much debate among academics around the globe, due to the fact that he was constantly in need of new gamertags in order to conceal his true identity from stalkers. His amazing display of skill was seen in many games including but not limited to Halo, Halo 2, Gears of War, Perfect Dark Zero among many others. He is considered as one of the best gamers in the world, however he has currently resorted to a more casual style of play as of lately, largely to the fact that he is majoring in Astrophysics at PUP.
II Red Label II = God
II Red Label II = Life
II Red Label II = Ownage
II Red Label II = Success
II Red Label II = Divinity
II Red Label II = Illumination
II Red Label II by Amy Johnson December 14, 2008

quote red-handed 

When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.

Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.
Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.
quote red-handed by NADIAaaaaa. April 19, 2008

overprotective red light 

The red left turn light. Especially in the very early morning, when there are no cars on the road, but you still have to wait to turn left, since turning left would technically be illegal.
Dude, it's 3am. Just run the overprotective red light.

roll out the red carpet 

to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.