Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

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Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018

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Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

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In the Meadow

A sexual action where a female sticks an unknown digit into the anus of her sexual partner.
It often results in the male questioning his sexual orientation and exploring acts such as pegging.

Hey Mary, why would you stick your finger in his butt. You confused the poor man with your "in the meadow."

by Farquwad May 4, 2019

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immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

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