e-jack 

A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."

Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!

e-jack by Angie Keekleman June 6, 2007

bottom jack

noun:a name for people who are stupid, obnoxious, and/or bothersome.

verb:1.to be an imbecile, 2. an act of uncalled for or pointless actions causing others to dislike someone.

Chauncey was being such a bottom jack yesterday. He would not shut up.

bottom jack by W.K. Rand April 22, 2008

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges 

I'll never stop eating these no matter how unhealthy they are. They're just that good.

I've eaten 28 Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges in one sitting before when I was 15.

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges by hoyclan March 13, 2010

Blow Jack

To masturbate under the influence of cocaine.

I was caught blow jacking in the strip club bathroom.

Blow Jack by detective dipshit November 16, 2011

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise 

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise by jdan916 June 10, 2011

Chris and Jack 

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.

Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.

Chris and Jack by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018

chocalte lumber jack

a partner craps on a plate. then the male partner saws it in ahlf with his erect penis. then they feast

wow that chocalte lumber jack sure was tasty

chocalte lumber jack by Jermiah Pharms December 5, 2003