Fart box

The anus/asshole.

"Her fart box is so hairy bro!"

by 1sus2person3 December 31, 2025

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026

fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity

fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity is gambling with ur fart by farting while having diarrhoea
chances:
fart: 1 in 5
shit: 1 in 2
shart: 1 in 1.5

"yo bro come im fartacasinosisoshitafafartfanarticousity'ing"

by Glitchernox January 16, 2026

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

Backfired Fart

a belch or burp

My friends an I have a backfired fart contest to see who can break the record for the longest and loudest backfired fart recorded in history.

by minnie555 January 26, 2010

right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010