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peanut butter jelly time 

Timmy and Joe had some peanut butter jelly time after school
peanut butter jelly time by Anonymous September 13, 2004

double-time 

the art of shitting and taking a piss at the same time
Hey man my wife just double-timed, and now the house smells like shit and piss.

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.
Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!

Hammer Time

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”
Hammer Time by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

ticking time bomb 

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

Reclaiming my Time 

When you don't have time to listen to the rambling ravings of a witness, or even the end of a sentence.
"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"That's not..."
"Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming. My. Time."