Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018

Dick frog

Dick frog is a girl that hops from dick to dick to dick , they often hide in high schools and bars . They often complain say that other girls are hoe but are one them selfs.

Mark-Bro she's hot

Trever- man you don't want her she's a dick frog, she fucked 3 football plays since last Monday

by Travisthewelder November 16, 2018

Sombrero Dick

When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.

After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.

by Slutgers November 3, 2011

Bees dick

Approximately 1.44mm. Generally used in the carpentry trade

Mitch, cut a bees dick of this Weather board.

by Tpain1978 March 25, 2019

The Moby Dick

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.

He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.

by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009

dick bite

a person that does something purposely to piss you off

Did you just see that dick bite pull out in front of you?

by Nate-the Great January 25, 2009