2 definitions by horsecocktime
Owl Gang is the coolest fuckin gang in the whole world. Yeah you might have heard of the blood and the crips but the Owl Gang is just simply better than them. The owl gang is for anyone who finds owls cool as fuck. I have 5 supporting reasons on why owls are the coolest fuckin things. 1. Duolingo mascot is an owl and therefore owls are cool as fuck
2.Owls will always reply with the word "who"
Intellectuals will immediately realize they arent just saying who but they are saying
"who the fuck cares"
"Who are you again?"
just so much attitude coming from the owl as they do not give a single fuck about anything else
3.They sleep at day and are awake at night
It means that they host the best fuckin parties
all night
4. Fall guys has owl costume that looks like duolingo owl
Everyone is worrying about the wrong animals
Owls are the deadliest apex predators
just because of how cool they are
Reason 5: Owl stands for Orangutan Wheel Leopard
2.Owls will always reply with the word "who"
Intellectuals will immediately realize they arent just saying who but they are saying
"who the fuck cares"
"Who are you again?"
just so much attitude coming from the owl as they do not give a single fuck about anything else
3.They sleep at day and are awake at night
It means that they host the best fuckin parties
all night
4. Fall guys has owl costume that looks like duolingo owl
Everyone is worrying about the wrong animals
Owls are the deadliest apex predators
just because of how cool they are
Reason 5: Owl stands for Orangutan Wheel Leopard
Cool Person: Bro do you know the owl gang?
Loser with cheeto fingers: Naw im a loser and I don't know the owl gang
Cool Person: I can tell you are a loser because you dont know bout the owl gang now get the fuck outta here before I call upon my other Owl gang members
Loser with cheeto fingers: Naw im a loser and I don't know the owl gang
Cool Person: I can tell you are a loser because you dont know bout the owl gang now get the fuck outta here before I call upon my other Owl gang members
by horsecocktime November 10, 2020
the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate
ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-
by horsecocktime November 29, 2018