Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
Get the handsmug. by Money MT May 19, 2010
Get the Hands off my squirrel foodmug. by markoii April 2, 2022
Get the your existence license, hand it overmug. He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill
by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018
Get the Mohamed Handmug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. by Cafc56 January 4, 2018
Get the Kipper Handmug. means fr
by it’s actually me February 20, 2021
Get the Cock In Handmug.