Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.

#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael

by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020

George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.

Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.

by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020

6 Michael

6 Michael is the best class in St. Joseph Instituition Junior.

6 Michael is da best.

by Alden Lim September 12, 2020

Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".

Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.

by Thatnucca November 20, 2020

Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020