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Irish People Time 

An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.
"Dude, why were you so late last night?"

All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
Irish People Time by hp0417 September 17, 2012
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Phil Time 

Phil Time is when you need some time to yourself to just stay in bed and jack off for a week or so, constantly. When you're feeling really down.
My girl friend broke up with me man, I sure need me some Phil Time, see you in a week or so.
Phil Time by Chaz Edury December 23, 2008

Turkey Time 

The time in which one consumes 101 proof Wild Turkey bourbon whiskey.
Chris: What you drinkin
Matt: I haven't blacked out in awhile... It's Turkey Time.
Justin: Have fun with that, I'm taking a nap.
Turkey Time by ohiouparty September 23, 2011

crank-it-up time 

the moment when nothing else is appropriate in comparison to getting hella amped-up. some folks who play football know that every minute of every quarter of every game is crank-it-up time -- the time in which it's always appropriate to be electric... just try not to get pissed off along the way and you'll be fine.

Not to be confused with "cool-it-out time", which is when an amped-up mf'er simply needs to calm their ass down.
What time is it?

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!

WHAT TIME IS IT??

CRANK-IT-UP TIME!!

one time 

In the late ninties on the street of central California one-time referred to police coming down the strip, to warn everyone that they were in the vicinity. But One Time meant one police car, two time two police rollin' etc.
"one time rollin' down"
one time by Tatianna marie October 24, 2005

fast time 

(1) Daylight saving time (i.e., Summer Time)

(2) Prevailing time on the eastern side of a land time zone boundary.

See "Slow time."
(1) "I just can't get used to this fast time."

(2) "Crap, I forgot they run on fast time."
fast time by Zoned September 13, 2013

Demon Time 

when a couple most likely a male and female have fun after 1am in the morning,the female takes of pieces of clothing to satisfy the guys horniness
me and my girl going demon time
Demon Time by realogtory September 2, 2020