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Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.
Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!
by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025
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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
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Daddy’s Cheese

Cheese made from the breast milk of a male
by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021
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cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess
i eat cheese and beans for a living
by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020
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Butter-Nut Cheese

Dylan be smellin like butter-nut cheese
by Lix_iDrxp September 16, 2022
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Cheese

Cheese is short for chisme aka Gossip
We are so cheesy, we are always telling cheese
by 510Eeeeeee November 26, 2010
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chee cheng

Lots of money che cheng sounds

Very lit and dope
DANG! I got the chee cheng money swag in my wallet right now.
by Anonymous0193 April 8, 2023
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