Penis

A toy stuck on a man for the female to play with during sex

Let me play with your penis

by HelloSmashCodeCeedayy May 29, 2019

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Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021

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xElzu’s Penis

Won the award for the largest penis found in the world

Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it

by DankyOP July 16, 2023

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Cashton’s Penis

The famous boy Cashton has a very small, weirdly shaped penis or mangina if you will, but don’t be fooled by the smallness of it, he is proud of that thing and loves to frolic it around.

Denner-Omg did you see cashton’s penis
Lia- Yes it’s so small!

by Theloveofmanywords August 3, 2022

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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

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