Dick Muncher 

Someone that talks shit about someone else
Someone that brags about someone else you don't like

Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"

or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "

Dick Muncher by Shorty Duwop October 2, 2019

Dick hours 

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

Dick hours by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

Dick Douche by eekwhim October 8, 2019

dick range

When you are up to two feet away or closer to something,

God damn that damn car parked in dick range of mine even tho The parking lot is empt.

dick range by Dickrange October 12, 2019

Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.

Dick-trained by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019

Dick gas 

A rare element not found on the periodic table due to it being so amazing compared to the other gasses. It can also be used to describe a terrorist

Hannah was being such a dick gas last week! She wouldn’t stop touching my nipples.

Dick gas by Lewishpiroshki October 18, 2019

Dick Twangler 

Someone who often times poisons the watering hole and also likes to take their long penis and spin it on the flip of a dime.

Wow, Johnny sure is a Dick Twangler. He knows how to really show the ladies hes hung like a wonka.

Dick Twangler by James Bier November 1, 2019