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mother what what 

like whats the have? the common retard uses this. only this slaughter of the english language is a bastardization of a popular black phrase refered to as mother fucker. or to fuck ones mother. which by the way is incest. only "mother what what" is used commonly by retarded six year old boys mimicking "shaft" only in fear of getting slapped by their over weight drunk fathers they replace the profane word fuck with the words commonly used by half deaf people. those words being "what what". only the deaf have the right to say "what what" because lets face it they can't fuckin here you. also "mother what what" is used by child molesters and fags like elton john. i don't know if elton john has ever used the words "mother what what" but i'm going to assume he has...because he's a fag.
some kid: hey frankie wanna go play transformers and when we're done play i'll show you mine and you show me yours


some other kid: sounds like a sweet deal. lets go brotha.


some kid: lets do this MOTHER WHAT WHAT


me: OH MY GOD you little faggot. why don't u lay down on the autobahn. and die.
mother what what by guess April 18, 2004

its what it is 

The truth..can't change the truth..ITS WHAT IT IS
Its what it is...the truth..can't change it..
its what it is by reppocytterp February 13, 2018

That's what's really hood 

Phrase started at WVU used when finding out certain information or seeing something occur that one thoroughly enjoys. Generally used instead of the older phrases "that's cool" or "that's awesome".
Joey: "Hey man, we're getting a keg tonight."
Alex: "That's what's really hood."

Brian: "Crongratulations Rada, you passed."
Rada: "That's what's really hood."

I'll Have What He's Having 

A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.
Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.

That's what Heath said 

a response to a person making a comment about being to fucked up. Refers to Heath Ledger's passing and plays off of that's what she said.
"Dude I'm so fucked up I feel like I might die."
"That's what Heath said."

"I'm fine dude, I know my limits. I just need a nap."
"Yeah, that's what Heath said."

guess what 

when you use the sentence guess what the other person is not allowed to use what as a response they, have to guess in a timely manner or suffer dire consequences
guess what......
what.......