by faggot6942069 November 16, 2019
Get the john sevimug. John is an idiot. He sucks at Minecraft. He’s cool though. He can make some good toast. And has cool dogs. His music taste is kinda trash tho. If you know a John, he is cool. Be friends with him. Don’t get to close tho, they are known to bite when crowded. lol.
by Swordsman891 October 27, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023
Get the john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jrmug. John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
Get the Johnmug. That special place you go to with the slight wobbly / euphoric feelings at the start of a breath hold in apnea. This is caused by purging (deep breathing, like blowing out candles) a number times immediately prior to the hold.
Ady was wondering around John's greenhouse, contemplating the beauty of the world from a slightly off kilter perspective, feeling the love for the place and its freedive participants; when he suddenly remembered he was holding his breath at a notanx session and a couple of minutes had already passed!!!
by Timbooo June 18, 2008
Get the John's Greenhousemug. A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
Get the Frosty Long Johnmug. The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink
Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!
Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
Get the John Cranfordmug.