John Campa

D1 pole vaulter and a pro pole dancer

John Campa twerked on me.

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

John Jang

Chill Fudi this guy is really a demon frl he will stop you in your tracks n rob you styll.

yo dont go there your gonna get "John Janged"

by Angel123123123123 October 6, 2025

Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.

"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."

by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016

Richard John Thurston Jones

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

by borrisballpit476 May 14, 2025

John Owen

An absoluste god. Often confused with Devin Gasaway even tho they're eachothers number 1 fan. John Owen is also considered to be the hottest man alive. He created all there is. He is all there is. He is is.

John Owen: Wow I feel like being John Owen today.

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021

John Ozminkowski

A vapid African American hoe that likes a Jessica Smith and celebreatss quanza even tho he’s white.

Wow you celebrate quanza even tho you are white with Jessica smith? You are such a John Ozminkowski.

by Gay African November 11, 2017

John In Tennessee

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.

Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.

by anonymous November 16, 2021