shit monkey 

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation

noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming

shit monkey by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Vagina Monkey 

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.

Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!

Vagina Monkey by yOy0 June 17, 2008

monkey woman 

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

monkey woman by Paul March 22, 2005

monkey paws 

A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.

History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.

That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.

monkey paws by shimmybang July 14, 2006

Brass Monkey 

When something (usually an action, circumstance, or conversation) becomes odd, weird, bad, or funky it is referred to as 'Brass Monkey'.

1. "While I was up to bat, the pitcher threw me the most brass monkey curve ball I have ever seen!"

2. P1: "I just saw a mailbox shoot a boy!"

P2: "Wow, that is brass monkey."

Brass Monkey by T.H.E.Jasper April 28, 2010

monkey poo poo head 

fearnys desighn

mpph grey
mpph clowning around

monkey poo poo head by fearny November 14, 2003

monkey glue 

Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.

"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"

monkey glue by Willard Speed June 18, 2007