Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

Cheese butty

Summet u call someone when u can’t be arsed doing summet

Nan: ay Matt Clean ur room
Me: nay fuck of ye cheese butty

Nan: that’s not nice
Me: Yerman make us a chicken wrap ye sausage

Nan: okay

Me: uno da

by Chicken wrappp laaa April 17, 2019

Cheese

Growing up i hearted cheese. Feta, cheddar & mozzarella. White sauce & brown bread sandwich.

Iman always loved cheese!

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

Cheeses Fries

A way for Muslims to say “Jesus Christ” without feeling Guilty

Basa : That Cars about to Crash
Rakka : “3,2,1” *Accident Happens*
Zee : Cheeses Fries

by Pizza.Zee April 18, 2019

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019

Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though

Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq

by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019