slap me a fresh one

When a brotha be finna get a high five outchu

Tyrelle: Ay yo Dre

Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.

by BallerLogan March 31, 2009

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

twenty one pilots fan

There are three different kinds of twenty one pilots fans. Crazy people that dress emo, think emo, and act emo, lots and lots of extreme fan girls, or me, a very triggered boy that was an emo God.

Guy 1: I'm a Twenty One Pilots fan!
Guy 2: Why?

by ItzDepressedKiddie March 3, 2017

dance with the one that brought you

The principle that someone should pay proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them.

Jill: Hey, did you see that hot guy who just walked in?

Jane: Easy, Jill. Your boyfriend is over there by the bar. You've gotta dance with the one that brought you.

by aceeeeeee December 9, 2008