pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

Rib Eye

Bathroom anal when the recipient looks over their shoulder into the eye of the giver.

Jason looked lovingly at Bruce as he was receiving a Rib Eye in the Mickey D's bathroom.

by presqueisle814 May 29, 2025

Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.

"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"

by Big popeye March 6, 2018