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nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl
you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010
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Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.
Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!
by Brever December 10, 2010
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porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.
Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."
by Cowtoe October 18, 2011
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sike me bitch

this is a term used when somebody is trying to fuck with you , or start a fight. and you think they're a joke. so you say sike me bitch. aka - come at me bro.
some girl comes up to you ,and sayss letss gooo hoeee.

you turn around , as you walking down the hallway, and you say sike me bitch!!
by aarionashley April 12, 2012
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milk a bitch

When you use somebody for their money to get things like gifts, dinner, clothes, etc.
Hey Janelle date them other dudes, milk a Bitch.
by 11-5 February 10, 2014
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bridal party bitch

A micromanaging bridesmaid (read: not the Maid of Honor) who takes it upon herself to boss around or bully another bridesmaid at a basic girl wedding. Usually it's because the rest of the bridesmaids are a tight knit clique or friends based on work, and the targeted one is either the brides relative, or childhood estranged friend, so she will assume the chosen target is not competent. The bridal party including bride in this situation are usually basic or woo girls and are besties, except the target. Often seen paying more attention than necessary to what her target is doing, and either telling her what to do, as target is already doing it, or double checking that the target did said task, since the "other" can't be trusted since she's not 'in'.

The BPB is almost never caught or called out by anyone else and usually, since the target isn't in their crowd, the target won't ever be believed that this person is a total shitcunt since she's a bestie of everyone else. The BPB knows this and works it to her advantage.
In her circle of friends, this girl is usually the bitchy one, and feels it's justifiable.
She usually has this personality too, because she's also the least pretty one.
When I was a bridesmaid at my sisters wedding, this total bitch had to hover over every move I made! She was a total bridal party bitch!
by shitter brother December 1, 2015
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condescending ass bitch

someone who has the audacity to do the type of shit that people would beat her fucking ass for then acts like everyone doesn't tell her that and continues to act uppity and tells you that you're wrong. this person will do sooooo much annoying shit to you and 9/10 they live in a house with you. don't worry they're aren't really doing that well in anything really. sometimes she'll even be a fake ass bitch in public to and act like she doesn't do the shit that she does. and she'll lie so you better have your facts straight when you're telling a story.
*steals some shit from you then you find out but don't say shit then does some other stuid shit and whe you do something you have this convo* "why did you ________" "well you're always doing ______ to me" *and in your head you're thinking, "biiiiiiitch you did not just say that shit"*
"you are such a condescending ass bitch get the fuck up outta my face"
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