a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.
by h2008 June 17, 2018
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Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
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Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
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As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.
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