When you're in an orgy and someone there happens to be in the Blue Man Group (body painting required).
Mike: "Oh shit is that Chris Wink from the Blue Man Group?!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, didn't you know this was a blue orgy?"
Mark: "Yeah dude, didn't you know this was a blue orgy?"
by okayboii September 25, 2019
Get the blue orgymug. Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.
Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.
A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.
Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table
Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.
Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.
A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.
Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table
Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.
Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”
“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
Get the Blues Attorneymug. by Jermain22 March 19, 2018
Get the Blue wafflemug. by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012
Get the blue dumpstermug. by Yoonliya January 8, 2019
Get the Bluemug. A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.
Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.
Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.
Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.
5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic
Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic
Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018
Get the Blues Mobilemug. by dangnuggets November 4, 2016
Get the blue Camaromug.