Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.

He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.

by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.

“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

Dick Dry

1. No one is in your DM’s

2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you

Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.

Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.

Bro: Wow you are dick dry.

by Justasaying May 20, 2019

dick halo

When a man is being a cunt!! He has a dick halo!!

He was being a cunt therefore he had a dick halo!

by MOISTCUNT75 May 27, 2019

Dick Tunneling

When two guys put their dicks side by side facing opposite ways and interlock their hands and jerk each other off at the same time.

Omg did you see Ron and Don dick tunneling last night? It was seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever saw. I’m going to be jerking it to that image for a long time.

by Tenaciousron June 6, 2019

dick-start

To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.

by Sky Hot June 13, 2019

Dick Booty

DickBooty is A person who is annoying,Rude and likes to act tough

Aye yo quit acting such like a Dick Booty your pissing me off man

by DaddyBoy449 June 17, 2019