eden has a contagious smile

a group of extremely worrying people

Man: hey how do u feel about people in the discord group chat eden has a contagious smile

Man 2: disgusting, repulsive, worrying

by PissterInTheCup August 14, 2021

Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 2, 2022

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.

Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.

Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"

by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025

Stupidity is contagious

No it isn't you retarded fucking clown. Your intelligence is just as immutable as Autism.

Hym "If stupidity is contagious then I must be immune. I'm like Ellie from 'The Last of Us.' You guys need to cut the gland out of my head so you can make a vaccine!"

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025