cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

Moose Cock

An American's favourite appetizer,
before the Moose balls

Fry me up one of those Texas Moose Cocks boy

by Kerpal November 4, 2003

cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

cock locking

when multiple men are after one woman

hey man, no cock locking this ones mine

by jackson s. meadows February 13, 2005

cock inhaler

better word for deepthroat and i must say it feels alot better it gets some of the blodd out of you peehole kind of like a hicky on the pensi

oh my god i really need my pensi sucked please give me a kicky on my dick you cock inhaler

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

drop the cock

Dating, hooking up, having sex with a plethera of women to such an extent that it almost becomes a daily obsession that cannot be satiated no matter the number of women...

I'm abstaining from having sex for awhile, but when 2011 comes around, I'm gonna straight drop the cock.

Wow, John has been closing on a ton of girls...he is really dropping the cock.

by dr. drillermachine December 22, 2010

Fire-Cock

Take a metal Dildo, and heat it up over a fire/stove.
Proceed to use it.

Girl 1: What's wrong? You're limping.

Girl 2: I was bored last night so I pulled a Fire-Cock

by j@rhead April 22, 2011