j@rhead's definitions

Rittenhouser

The act of taking a frozen piece of feces, shoving it in a girl's vagina, and sewing it shut. You leave it there for two days or until she goes to the hospital.

Girl 1: Hey you look like your in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Joe gave me a Rittenhouser yesterday.

by j@rhead April 22, 2011

Fire-Cock

Take a metal Dildo, and heat it up over a fire/stove.
Proceed to use it.

Girl 1: What's wrong? You're limping.

Girl 2: I was bored last night so I pulled a Fire-Cock

by j@rhead April 22, 2011