Skip to main content

Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

- (Just add the fella in the tags and he will give img!)
Yo was good Dick-cheese
--
Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
--
Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

--
Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
mugGet the Dick-cheese mug.

Cheese Grater

When you repeatedly rub your balls on a chicks face so fast that your pubes fall off
Callum: did you cheese grater that bitch today bro?
George: Fuck yeah.
by George Leg February 27, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Grater mug.

Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.
Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!
by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019
mugGet the Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole mug.

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
mugGet the slow as cheese mug.

Chuck E. Cheese

American pizza place where the stubborn kids and 30+ phedophiles hang out. Also recycles pizza! :-)
Person 1: I ate at Chuck E. Cheese yesterday and my pizza looked and tasted different.
Person 2: ”It’s most likely recycled
Person 1: Damm
by TM AIGHT March 2, 2019
mugGet the Chuck E. Cheese mug.

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner
That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.
by soundless scream March 3, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Lord mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email