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Don King dictionary

When a person uses incorrect or made up words in an ungrammitacal fashion trying to sound more intelligent.
Defined as using words i.e. conversalating, pleaded, speeded ect. used in a grammatically incorrect sentence. Ex: He must have learned how to speak from the Don King dictionary.

Demon King Ass 

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.
Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!

Raptor King 

The game where two guys pull their pants down to the ankles. Tucking your penis and testicles between the legs and sealing them behind the walls of the legs. Have your arms tucked in like you're a Raptor. You and your opponent fight. The winner is the one who's amenities are still tucked
"I heard the Navy Seal trainees were playing Raptor King earlier"
Raptor King by Master Beans May 13, 2025
When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"
Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night

Fool-King Jackholes 

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."

Sewer King

A commentary channel in the mma scene that unfairly got banned by YouTube for being "too edgy" and "harrasment"

He is the straightest man alive
Dang it really stinks that sewer king got eliminated.

He looked like Macho Man Randy Savage and Jesse the Body Ventura