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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills
Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph
by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021
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John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.
You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
by Mrcheef April 27, 2022
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John

When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯
"ngl gang im john af rn"
by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
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john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation
{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement
by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018
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