person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
by kys you faggot September 3, 2022
Get the penis queef mug.Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
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