questionable shit

remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah

Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"

by Phuza December 2, 2021

Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.

Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger

by Bridke September 1, 2016

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

Fizz shit

When you fill your ass with champagne and blast it out like you're on the f1 podium

I can't believe i just won, i just fizz shitted all over Lewis Halmilton

by Kershski December 21, 2020

The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.

Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival

by G. Sant October 19, 2010

Sky Shitting

1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.

2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky

1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.

2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...

by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013

Utter Shit

When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.

"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."

by Scurlage September 9, 2020