John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.
Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."
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Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team
John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!
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johning

Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:

(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)

Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
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Johning

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.
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Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.
This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf
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Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.
This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf
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That’s on John

i can’t stand Alan and that’s on john
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