Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

Professional Friend Hopper by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

Boy friend 

a friend that happens to be a boy

See that space between boy and friend its friend zone
He is my boy friend

Boy friend by New_TMK Baby October 11, 2018

business friend 

Friends that own or are employed by separate businesses but support each other's initiatives and successes. They often work on similar initiatives that they have in common.

I met with my business friend to work on an event together.

business friend by Gigishine October 15, 2018

My friend Dean 

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank

Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

My friend Dean by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 11, 2018

Best Friend 

A best friend, girl or boy, is someone there for you at almost all times,is someone who you can be yourself around. A best friend is someone you can call and talk to all day/night. You should always want to be with your best friend. They make you feel happy, and the thought of leaving them makes you want to cry. Your best friend is someone you can hug whenever not only when they are sad, but when they are happy too. Whenever you see them, it will light you up. You can always count on your best friend to make you laugh for hours. You love your best friend.

Oh my gosh, look at my best friend.

Best Friend by Kate Ingles November 18, 2018

Birthday Friend 

A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year

But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year

Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you

Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )

Birthday Friend by Longneckgang December 5, 2018

Salt friend 

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

Salt friend by Parker_ December 8, 2018