John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John

It is a Smash Bros slang meaning an excuse.

Guy 1: I win!!
Guy 2: I lost because I lagged!
That is a John.

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025