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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
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Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day
He was being Praise John himself.
by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017
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John John

A villager like npc who only eats apples
He's such a John John
by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
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John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.
-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."
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John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad
by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021
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John Doodle

(v): To abuse an extended free trial through multiple throwaway emails, essentially renewing the subscription without paying.

(n): A user who is obviously using the same account name but with a different email to abuse free trials.
(v): "My Crunchyroll free trial is expiring, guess I'll pull a John Doodle and pick up where I left off."
(n): "Goodbye JohnDoodle1, Hello JohnDoodle2."
by Beenfarr August 1, 2024
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John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold
You know John yeah he is super cold
by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021
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