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Dick and ditch 

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after
“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”
Dick and ditch by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019
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Dick and Ditch 

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.
M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.
Dick and Ditch by kfdx February 15, 2019

Dick stick 

A little little stick barely visible same size as ur dick
Rob: yo roger look at this dick stick I can barely see it

Roger: yo check ur pants to see if u peen is still in ur pants
Dick stick by LILFADE March 7, 2019

Dick Amnesia 

When a girl is so used to having dick in her life that when she doesn’t, she craves it.
“Hey I’m having the serious case of dick amnesia because that summer with John was so much fun. But now that we broke up I have nothing.”
Dick Amnesia by Ineeddick March 12, 2019

Dick-and-a-half 

A very long time or long distance.
Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!
Dick-and-a-half by Tarwen March 21, 2019

dick-jolted 

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first
Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.
dick-jolted by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019