make one's ass pucker

to frighten one, to scare one badly

A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

by Light Joker August 27, 2007

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

caught one

To be shot and killed.Past tense of catch one in which you are about to be shot.

He about to catch one if he keep fakin.
He caught one to the head for fakin last week.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit January 7, 2005

that one

Referring to a person of lower quality than yourself. Equivalent to "you people" as spoken by Ross Perot in 1992 at an NAACP meeting.

McCan calls Barack Obama "that one" during the debate on Oct 7, 2008. On July 11, 1992 candidate Ross Perot referred to the members as "you people". It was widely assumed to be a racial remark.

by Altar Eggo October 7, 2008

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Powder one's nose

v. As a woman, to snort cocaine in a public restroom, like at a nightclub or bar; a phrase borrowed from applying make-up

c.f. powder, blow, jane,

by wayfarer May 3, 2005

two girls one cup

A scat video circulating the internet, which starts off as a generic 'girl on girl' video and then transcends to one girl defecating in a glass, and the other eating some of it, then sharing the rest between them. After this, one begins vomiting into the glass with the other eating some of the vomit. They then begin vomiting into each others mouths.

There have been many videos making fun of this video, "Two girls one cup REACTION". Many people find the video deeply disturbing and say it should be banned. Most of these people, however, do not realise that there are things such as fetishes and taboos which have many supporters and fans.

CAUTION: To those wishing to view the video. It is perhaps not for the weak stomached!

Guy: Dude, that two girls one cup video was NASTY!

Guy2: Personally, i found watching the video in sexual education more disturbing, the one of the baby being born. THAT was some skanky shiz!

Guy: But the poo came out like them whipped cream sprays! It expanded as it exited!

Guy2: True. But that baby came out with all sorts of other crap!

Guy: I s'pose...

by Yogi Bear (Paul) January 1, 2008