Wizard Robe

When a person's stomach flab is so extensive that it takes on the appearance of a wizard's robe

That man has a wizard robe hanging past his knees!

There was a man on 'Embarrassing Bodies' with a wizard robe!

by NewtfaceImpalaMcEelson January 13, 2013

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

wizard's wand

When you reach around and finger the butthole of your lover.

She gave me the wizard's wand last night, it felt magical.

by Suspiria907 September 8, 2017

fuckin wizard

an expression used when someone does something amazing. Also used as another name for reed.

"how did you do that?"
"idk i just did"
"fuckin wizard!"

by reedjones May 5, 2008

Pure Wizard

A positive feeling or description of something rad

Guy 1: How're you today?
Guy 2: Pure Wizard. You?

Girl 1: Hey, look at this new dress i bought!
Girl 2: Ah man, that's Pure Wizard

by Scott Pilgrim July 26, 2010

Jizz Wizard

A male porn star/ prostitute.

Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.

by Erushbass September 23, 2015

Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.

Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!

by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021