Wig

The husband or boyfriend of a closeted gay woman. Used to hide her lesbianess.

“Jose is wig”
“Fred armisen is Natasha Leones wig”

by OxfordDictiorary August 2, 2022

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

Wig

A word used when something has happened that is weird or shocking. Also used as “wigging”.

That movie was so wig.
Harper stop you’re wigging me out

by wil8s October 14, 2021

Wig

Something my grandma wears and think it’s the stuff while she swingin it

Omg look at her wig it look like her real hair

by Niyahlitt May 19, 2018

Wig

A lame person or situation unbelievable.

The game was canceled . Man, that's the wig .

by B'ree January 19, 2020