Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012

Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

by im bjorn June 22, 2019

Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.

person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.

by G-man 666 December 4, 2009

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 20, 2011

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004