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Victory

There is no such thing as victory over the coronavirus, there is only the end of losing everything. If nobody takes a stand, everybody falls back in line.
The end of the coronavirus won't be a victory, it will only be an end to the loss of life, businesses, jobs, and rights. An end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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victory plan

A plan you make the morning after passing out due to consuming vast quantities of coke (or other drugs) and then having a dream that outlines the plan. Usually (but not always) made by a comedian-turned-politician.
Person 1: Hey, you realize your 200-page master's thesis is due this evening?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I see you've only written 5 pages so far, RIP.
Person 2: Don't worry I made a victory plan today, it will be finished in 2 hours.
Person 1: lol

Person 1: Why did you accept that MMA fight with a 1000 pound polar bear, surely you don't think you can win?
Person 2: I made a victory plan, no worries.
Person 1: lol ok
by randomnig2028 December 3, 2024
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Victory Bite

When you include each element of a dish onto your utensil for a single ideal bite.
I’m saving the last piece of bacon for my victory bite!
by stingRay98 August 1, 2025
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V for Victory

A ceremonious posture in which a woman, having reclined in horizontal repose, elevates her lower extremities heavenward in a triumphant bifurcation, thus resembling the iconic “V” configuration as seen featured in boudoir.
Bilton: My jet ski capsized

Big Man: What happened?

Bilton: I could of sweated some MILFs on paddle boards gave me the V for Victory

Big Man: I remember that's how I met your mom

Bilton: Dad?
by WordInTheStreets August 24, 2025
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Thumblin to victory

When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.
As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.
by von groovy July 1, 2024
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Symbolic Victory

I'm not going to let it happenband YOU WILL LET THE CHILD DIE.
Hym "I'm going to murder that kid. Deny you your symbolic victory. You can all suffer and die. You deserve it. You deserve to suffer and I am going to make you do it."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.
Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
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