ball twitcher

an expression used when lifting something heavy. it can also be used to describe other things, such as how cold it is outside.

Zane: Man those boxes were heavy! My balls are hanging to the floor!

Baron: Yeah that was a real ball twitcher.

by tuna fisherman December 16, 2008

twitzophrenic

Talking to yourself on Twitter, or Tweeting with multiple personalities.

This dude responded to his own question that he posted on Twitter. He must be twitzophrenic.

by RoyAwesome April 22, 2009

Twitzombie

Twitzombie:1)n.a person who,when the much anticipated twitpocalypse occurs, will horribly implode in a fiery ball of guts and computer code into a smouldering pile of ash.

Dude,Twitter´s down again, check out the fu%$in twitzombies running for cover

by HeyYouGeeks October 4, 2010

Twitback

To ejaculate on a woman's trampstamp

"..sounds like what I would call creaming on a trampstamp...

... I TWITBACK'D THAT HO"

by primatage March 14, 2009

twit face account

Noun. A social networking site account which is usually signed up to by people who don't undertand the consequences of using social networking. eg, posting photos of themselves drunk which could potentially prevent them getting a job.

I'm not signing up to a twit face account. I don't want my details going around the world.

by babooshka_uk August 16, 2011

titzophrenia

Titzophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what are real and not real tits; Think clearly about tits; Have normal emotional responses towards tits; Act normally in social situations pertaining to tits. Persons with titzophrenia may have problems with thinking, emotions, or behavior such as: bizarre behaviors, seeing tits that aren't real (hallucinations), thoughts that "jump" between different tits (loose associations), problems paying attention to things other than tits, or strongly held thoughts about tits that are not real (delusions).

Titzophrenia is a life-long illness with no curative treatment.

Titzophrenia cannot be prevented.

Childhood titzophrenia is rare.

Some people have suggested that titzophrenia might be made worse, or even caused by, an abnormal sensitivity to women.

by 2stainz May 3, 2013

twit bot

A robot or bot that tweets random things on Twitter without purpose or reason. Those who engage in the practice are usually twits.

This annoying twit bot is plugging up my Twitter feed with nonsense.

by rockefellafilly January 2, 2016