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tendertip

Noun.

The sensation males acquire the day(s) after a long session of dry humping.
The greater the prude, the more tender the tip.
Historically, tendertip is rumored to be the fundamental reason males take-on girlfriends and wives. The great Japanese poet Ryokan once wrote (paraphrasing) "Even through kimonos, by and by, amorous advances turn abrasive."

This quote is especially noteworthy in modern times as jeans and cotton boxers rule the day, extending the rawness and duration of tendertip throughout the globe.
At present, the greatest sufferers of tendertip remain the religious prudes, which explains their early marriage age and refusal to pull out (see: coitus interruptus), thereby spawning children like gremlins.
Padilla: Got an itch there, bud?
Nick: I wish.

or

Stu: Late night, eh?
Joey: How can you tell?
Stu: Well, while your eyes are bright red, yes, your awkward walking style, as tho you've been castrated, is purely from the tendertip pain. You shoulda gone with some sweat pants or Lululemons, old sport.

or

Penny: Nice bit of bump and grind out there on the dance floor last night, Labamba.
Hustler: Felt great then, now... Not so much.
Penny: Tendertip?
Hustler: Like a scratch on the eye.
Penny: And so commitment was born...
by Rykirb January 4, 2010
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thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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chocolate thunder

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thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter
I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.
by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006
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Thunder Up

(V): The act of adding decorations specific to the Oklahoma City Thunder NBA team to anything and everything as a way to show how pumped up you are for the team. Basically making anything Thunder-ized.
James: Did you see that building with a beard?
Kevin: Yeah, they Thundered Up that building.

Serge: The whole state of Oklahoma is Thundering Up!
Thabo: I know, I can't go anywhere without seeing people dressed in orange and blue, street art, flags and banners.

Russell: We need to Thunder Up for the big game.
Kendrick: Yeah, we should buy lots of Thunder stuff and wear it and put it everywhere.
by OKCThunderLover December 18, 2012
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thunder chug

its a drinking game, where a random object that can contain a lot of liquid is filled with beer. You get as many people as you can in a circle and you all start chanting..... THUN-DER... NA Na NA NA.... NA Na NA... NA.... THUNDER, and so on. While the chant is happening a person will chug as much beer as they can out of the object, when they are done chugging they pass the object to their right and the chant continues until the object is empty. Thats a THUNDER CHUG.
I threw up after that thunder chug last night, it was fucking sweet.
by dcn2uec June 14, 2014
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Thunder Buddy

A friend who comforts you when there is a thunderstorm as seen in Ted
When you hear the sound of thunder don’t you get too scared

Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:
You can’t get me thunder cause you’re just God’s farts!
by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019
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