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Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number
Number tree was unsure if his name was a number
by Foomin October 10, 2021
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tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.
Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!
by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014
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Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.
I love you, you're my lemon tree!
by H.s.a. September 27, 2020
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tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.
Bryan is such a tree eater!
by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011
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Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.
Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.
by semass November 29, 2010
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
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crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.
The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.
by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015
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