tired

old, out of fassion, overly popular (see tyiad)

your shoes are tired

tired by tom and steve October 25, 2003

tired

Bored, sleep is on your mind, watching the same crappy team lose every game.

I'm tired of watching the Bears getting their asses handed to them, listening to the News and be tiredsome, I'm going to bed.

tired by Saints October 25, 2003

Slashed my tires 

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005

tiredness 

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness

I'm dying of extreme tiredness.

tiredness by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

Tired as a cactus by josh1991 November 27, 2006

treadless tires 

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

treadless tires by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

trashed tired

Extremely tired to the point that people are under the impression you got trashed the previous night.

I was trying to stay awake in my 8:00am class this morning, but there was no point. I was trashed tired.

trashed tired by Solidpractice October 5, 2010