Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers
Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L
by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022
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When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
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Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
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Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".
Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 08, 2009
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